I love Not Me! Monday created by My Charming Kids so I’ll take this time to reflect on what I did not do this past week. Please take a moment to visit MckMama’s blog see what she has not been up to herself.

This past week I did not give my husband Joe a hard time for misplacing our cell phone AGAIN and having to search around all over for it. Even after trying to call it we couldn’t seem to hear it. I may have scolded Joe and told him he needed to keep better track of our stuff since we both agreed he would have been the last to use it. (He is notorious for last minute searches for his wallet, phone, pager, keys, etc.) I did not give up only to find it in my bathrobe about an hour later. (Oops, I did make that phone call to my mom the night before. How could I forget?). I certainly couldn’t have been the one responsible for this and didn’t keep it a secret where I had found it from my hubby. I’d never do this, not me!

Since we are on the topic of misplacing items, Joe did not have us all waiting (including my in-laws and nephew) to go on a trip to the zoo for an extra 10 minutes while we frantically searched the house for his wallet. He didn’t suddenly realize it was already in car, packed in a bag of goodies. He wouldn’t do this after he was the one to pack it less than an hour earlier. Not my hubby!

On Saturday I did not only eat a very small amount of dinner because I wasn’t hungry and then share a big Dairy Queen dessert with my son only an hour later. I would never let my kids do this so of course I always set a good example and I certainly wouldn’t let DQ fill my tummy!

I did not over the weekend drop something in the toilet and fish it out. I never do these things, I am always careful. (I’ll spare you the details of what exactly.)

Last week Lucian did not crack me up at Grandma’s house after I asked him if he was poopy and needed his diaper changed. He did not enthusiastically reply, “I’m not poopy, I just have GAS!” (which was totally true!)

I promise to have plenty more fun Not Me details next week since I’ve got lots of things I’m not going to admit to but just don’t have time to this week!