Becoming a parent instantly changes your life. Suddenly you learn about all kind of new concepts you never knew before. ParentsConnect.com has created a humorous way to share these new concepts with their Momfinitions. Fun, isn’t it?
Here are some that I thought of immediately:
1. Baby Poopouri – The lovely smell that lingers after opening the diaper pail
2. Bag ‘o Stuff – Used to be known as a purse and has grown larger since having kids. Now includes random items like a single sock, small car, half eaten snack, dirty wipe used to clean a face, etc.
3. Mama White Finger- Leftover white residue that stays on the forefinger even after washing. The result of using a lot of creamy diaper rash ointment.
4. Canine Perks – The extra benefit of owning a dog that will instantly clean up any messes created by but not limited to: Cherrios, spit up, and splattered milk.
5. Toddler Tornado – The seemingly instant mess created by a toddler on the loose. Includes scattered toys, books, blankets, clothing, pillows and more! Tons of pick up fun!
Here are some that I thought of immediately:
1. Baby Poopouri – The lovely smell that lingers after opening the diaper pail
2. Bag ‘o Stuff – Used to be known as a purse and has grown larger since having kids. Now includes random items like a single sock, small car, half eaten snack, dirty wipe used to clean a face, etc.
3. Mama White Finger- Leftover white residue that stays on the forefinger even after washing. The result of using a lot of creamy diaper rash ointment.
4. Canine Perks – The extra benefit of owning a dog that will instantly clean up any messes created by but not limited to: Cherrios, spit up, and splattered milk.
5. Toddler Tornado – The seemingly instant mess created by a toddler on the loose. Includes scattered toys, books, blankets, clothing, pillows and more! Tons of pick up fun!
I love these! As a new mom, I am getting "in tune" with the mommy dictionary! Thanks for sharing.
love these! LOL I tried to think of some but couldn't! brain fart I blame on the baby!
Love the "Canine Perks"
It's so true. I'm thankful when my dog shows up to save the day. Although he usually leaves his own wet drooley mess behind!
Kristie
LOL! It's funny cause it's true. Great post!
Too cute, I love the Bag o' Stuff. You'll never carry one of those cute little clutches again, right??? No room for the sock!
Funny list!
I'm so frequently hit by the "Toddler Tornado", lol. Nicely done, Emilie!
Would you mind sharing your thoughts on my momfinitions?
http://icefairystreasurechest.blogspot.com/2009/07/momfinitions.html
Haha! So true. They made up some creative words for terms like mess, poop, baby purse, etc…
Must be really hard (but fulfilling) being a mom…