Not Me! Monday – #34

I love Not Me! Monday created by My Charming Kids so I’ll take this time to reflect on what I did not do this past week. Please take a moment to visit MckMama’s blog and support her during this difficult time with Stellan!

I did not run out of napkins last week and forget to buy them at Target, not realizing I only had a couple left when I went. So I did not make my own sad napkins by cutting up paper towels.

And I didn’t crack up at Lucian yesterday when he got a good eyeful of my cleavage and asked me if poop comes out of there! (In his defense, when they are smashed together they do kind of look like a butt, don’t they?)

And if you were at my local Target last week, I was not the woman with two kids ages 3 and 20 months who thought it would be a good idea to buy  storage bins for toys, not even thinking about how exactly I’d get them out to the van. So I wasn’t the one struggling as the bins kept falling out the bottom until I finally decided I’d have to put them in the main compartment up top and therefore neither of my kids would be inside. No, I wasn’t the one struggling as her very active 20 month old kept trying to make a mad dash for the food center, employee’s area and up through the checkout lanes just as we were trying to get reorganized to go outside. And so I wasn’t the mom caring her youngest with one hand, pushing the cart with the other and directing her 3 year old as he hung on the side of the cart as we made the way to our van through the rain. No, I wasn’t that mother.

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